Lyrics
Hoffmaestro & Chraa – The Storm

01 – Seize The Day

What is life if you can´t take twos
both the good shit and the blues
Carpe diem
I don´t care if it´s wrong or right
Gamble hard and just shine some light
Carpe diem
But what about the tomorrow
I don´t really wanna know
About all the cares and the sorrows
I ain’t gonna let it show
Put all your eggs in one basket
That´s the way I wanna live
You´ll end up stiff in a casket

Though life is ruff and the road is tuff
You can seize the day
You´re single now well then so am I
So let´s seize the day
Girl lose your blues and just laugh at life
and then seize the day
Cause you only live once

I don´t care if I ain´t got no gold
when I´m dusty, gray and old
Carpe diem
Play the card you got up your sleeve
You can´t bring nothing when you leave

Carpe diem

So what about the burdens
I´ma let em´fade away
A life without some insurance
I´ma take it day by day
You piss away what you´ve worked for
That is a point of view
I promise you will just hurt more

Though life is ruff and the road is tuff
You can seize the day
You´re single now well then so am I
So let´s seize the day
Girl lose your blues and just laugh at life
And then seize the day
Come on come on and then sing along
and now seize the day

I ain’t gonna wait along the line (seize the day)
I ain’t gonna waste my time (seize the day)
Ooo wont you tag along (seize the day)
Cause you only live once

02 – Highway Man

I am a highway man on the road again
Me and my guitar and my ramblin’ band

Lookin´at the road steady getting blowed
carrying my load cause I know I gotta go my way
Lookin´ to the sky cities flying by
I don’t wanna lie cause I’m pretty sure
I’m gonna die one day

So I say the road leads back to thee
It always leads back to thee
How can I show my love so you will
open your arms to me

So please won’t you tell me where the road will end
got me a bottle as my only friend

Standin´ in the rain dealing with the pain
everything the same and it doesn’t really matter
What I say
Pickin´up the phone calling to your home
you will say no that´s the reality of today

But still my thoughts fly back to thee
They always fly back to thee
Please won’t you understand
that without you by my side there’s no me

Will you ever love me again only time will tell
I’m in a hurry cause they’re waiting down in hell

Huddiliddila
And no matter what I say say or do
The road lead back to you

03 – The Storm

Here I´m standing on the cliffs alone
Shivering waiting for the storm
Cross the horizon I see it building up
A beast about to take its form
It tears my clothes my gear and now it´s here

A ringtingting X3
Om pa pa om pa pa

Here i´m standing on the railroad tracks
smoking waiting for the train
The rails they whisper what is soon to be
Things will never be the same

A shiver up my spine
It´s right on time
Ref

04 – Crimson Sky

Tonight I’ve shed my skin
and placed it at your feet
Your frosty eyes they melt
as they are overlooking
my sunken fleet

Yet I feel that I´m safe in the aim of your gun
but my chances are more like a million to one
So my mountains will crumble my oceans will roar
And I’m floating so far from the shore

A crimson sky
Is falling on our heads now
A well ran dry
It is all that we have left
Now we see it eye to eye
It’s falling on our heads now
A crimson sky
It is all that we have left

I go against the grain
wearing a ball and chain
I’m carrying my cross
So I guess now I’m the boss

But my road is so long
an it turns and it winds
When I think of my
pride and my life left behind
You will find me face down
in the streets one cold day
how I came there nobody can say
Ref

05 – Desperado

Desperado the road is calling
You’ve done messed up again my friend
Pack your bag cause the night is falling
Don’t you ever turn back again
Streets get lonely and nights they get cold
Your body is getting tired and
your hands are getting old yeah
You try to go inside but the door is always shut
They’re inside and you’re not
Biddibapbapbeng biddibapbapbeng bo
Hiding in the streets you don’t know
who is friend or foe
Biddibapbapbeng biddibapbapbeng pow
You gotta split this town

Alala leo la
alala leo la
la la la la la la x4

Desperado your clock ain’t ticking
no more running from your past
You got lost cause the times were wicked
Now your spirit get rest at last

Your body failed so now you’re leaving for the sky
High above the landscapes that melt before your eyes
There’s no more boundaries
no hills for you to climb, no space or time
no more aching troubles
for your mind Riding on the crest
of a high and pleasant wave
Speeding through the galaxy
your future has been saved
Ref

06 – So You Do (Slimi Jimi Bubby Boy)

They call me Slimi Jimi Bubby Boy
and I mess with my friends a lot
But that’s just because i dig’em
so damned bad and I clown when i smoke my pot (Yeah)
Together we’ve done so much
fun shit in our days I remember the half

But that’s just because
little baby girl most of the time
I was drunk of my ass
But that’s just because
little baby girl most of the time
I was drunk of my ass

And if you wanna hear the rest baby listen
to the story as it goes on
I sing it to you nice cause I want a slice
really like your eyes can I come along
I sing it to you nice cause I want a slice
really like your eyes can I come along
And if you want me to be real deep
I hook you up with some poetry

Roses are red and violets are blue
They both look pretty good baby girl
but then so do you
They both look pretty good baby girl
but then so do you

Old girls that I used to see try to mess up all my flow but
these ladies are on some very thin ice
cause I’m on a fucking roll, yeah
And I don’t care ’bout the stress they cause
and that’s the damned truth my friend
See the fact that they just can’t have my ass
back is about to come over them.
See the fact that that they just can’t have my ass
back is about to come over them

I don’t mean to sound cocky or nothing
but that’s just the way I feel
If i sing my little song would you follow me home
It’s not wrong and that’s for real
If i sing my little song would you follow me home
It’s not wrong and that’s for real

And if you want me to be real deep
I hook you up with some poetry
The mountains are white and the ocean is blue
They both look pretty good baby girl
but then so do you
They both look pretty good baby girl
but then so do you.

Even though I know it can’t be us I’m not sad
Cause you’re simply the best thing I never had
Ooh baby girl won’t you spread your thighs
for me I go by the name of Jerry Hoff and I wanna
be your friend not your enemy

And if you want me to be real deep, yeah
I hook you up with some poetry
The fields are green and the skies are blue
They both look pretty good baby girl
but then so do you
Said they both look pretty good baby girl
but then so do you
Said they both look pretty good baby girl
but then so do you

I need you baby so stay by my side
I go by the name of Slimi Jimi
baby girl I can let you ride and sleep inside – hey

07 – I’m Not Leaving Now (feat. Melo)

Girl I’m not leaving now
I’m not gonna leave you baby until you’re satisfied
Girl I’m not leaving now woman
what you need I’ll provide
Every time I see your face baby
I get so weak in my knees
Every time I lay my hands on you girl
It’s like I don’t know how to speak

Oooh what you do to me
Aaaah pretty baby hear me when
I say to you
Girl I’m not leaving now
I’m not gonna leave you baby until you’re satisfied
No I’m not leaving now
Woman what you need I’ll provide

My love is real
I always have and always will
Be close to you
If you let me to
I’ll do whatever you please girl I’m down on bending knees
Say you feeling it like me
Can’t you feel it honestly

You never, never have to sleep alone
And ohh pretty lady hear me when I say
When I say to you that I

Girl I’m not leaving now
(I’m not leaving you no)
I’m not gonna leave you baby til you’re satisfied
Well I’m not leaving now
No baby no (I’m not, I’m not)
I don’t wanna be without it (No Baby)
I ain’t leaving you, you better believe it
I’ll take care of you when you want me to, and you want me to
Baby,Baby,Baby,Baby,Baby,Baby,Baby,Baby
That’s what I’m gonna do baby girl
I Will be close to you
I’m not leaving, I ain’t leaving you baby

08 – New Orleans

Its a wild parade its a masquerade
When we take a trip to New Orleans
Jamballaya hot creol teens
When we take a trip to New Orleans

The bayou is on fire by the Mississippi river
So com´on all and join the brawl
There is a carnival on Burbon street
I said lkolko ande
so common down to New Orleans
shackamo fin ande

Tell me what you´re cooking on your stove
Smells like catfishgumbo smells like
shrimp ala creol
So tell me what you´re serving on you´re tray
Smells like jamballaya smells like
lobster etufée Yeah yeah

Say hooaaaeeyyy aha X3
Hey pocky way

There´s party yall called Mardi Grass
When we take a trip to New Orleans
Louisiana hotsauce and beans
When we take a trip to New Orleans
I met an alligator on the lazy Mississippi
We go insane sipping´ Hurricane
Puffin Mary Jane on Jackson square
I said Hey

Going down the New Orleans
Two-way pocky way

So tell me what´s that blasing out my stereo
It´s professor Longhair, Dr Johan and Jelly Roll
So tell me what´s that pounding rolling beat
Sounds like tambourine sounds drums and
tapping feet

Say hooaaaeeyyy aha X3
twoway pocky way
Where you at spyboy
Right here over here X4
Where you at pussycat
Right here over here X4
Say hooaaaeeyyy aha X3
twoway pocky way

09 – Chraa Indian

Pleasant to see you check out what we do
Setting the music free
See that I got the sergeant, Johnny Guitarrman
posted up next to me
CHRAA
Honey why you look so blue We can do it all for you
take a pick from the click Näääk on the left side
cousin on the right side and you know we carry thick

Chraa indian, Chraa indian, Hear me call
Chraa indian, Chraa indian, Ooh You gotta hear me call
Chraa indian, Chraa indian, Hear me call
Chraa indian, Chraa indian, Ooh You gotta hear the call

Good of all of you to come
We don’t wanna get too dum
We just wanna sing a little tune
to the boom of the drums
put a beat to the room that´ll move you chumps
CHRAA
Some of you out there play cute
Some of you out there play flute
We don’t really care We just pull up on a scene
and we do it clean
know what I mean you gotta feel these troops

Chraa indian, Chraa indian, Hear me call
Chraa indian, Chraa indian, Ooh You gotta hear me call
Chraa indian, Chraa indian, Ooh You gotta hear me call

Do you wanna be an Indian?
Chraa, Chraa Indian! X8

Chraa indian, Chraa indian, Ooo Hear me call
Chraa indian, Chraa indian, Ooo Come on
Oooh Yeaaaeeeaaaaaaaeeeeaaahhh
Chraa indian, Chraa indian, Ooh You gotta hear me call

Do you wanna be an indian?
Do you wanna be an indian?
Do you wanna, Do you wanna, Do you wanna, Do you wanna
Chraa Chraaaa

10 – Young Dad

Listen fellow people ’cause I’ve got something to tell
I was at this club, right, it was fat as hell
I met this pretty lady, she looked sharper than an knife
I didn’t know by then she’d mess up my life
I said you’ve got to join me, where ever I may roam
We jumped into a cab and headed for my home
Well inside my room she worked on my erection
All kind of drunk, horny, sloppy with protection
One month later she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late

Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don’t want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer

Story number two, folks, listen to me rhyme
This girl was a Christian, damn she was fine
We dated for a month steady giving me a boner
But this dude Jesus really seemed to own her
for one time, the preacher out of sigh tried to make my
move then but something wasn’t right
She said I want marriage and kids is that so strange
Horny as I dog, I told her that could be arranged

One month later she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late

Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don’t want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer

Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don’t want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer

The essence of it all, folks, is about to pass my lips
Think twice before you grab a lovely pair of hips
Yet another thing that you need to bear in mind
Wear a jimmyhat or life will treat you unkind

Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don’t want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer

Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don’t want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer

11 – My Shoes

Oh the days are getting darker now
The winter is moving in
and my bills are stacking up right now
I feel i just cant win

See my girl is walking out on me
Guess she dident feel my groove
now the walls are closing in on me
all my shoes they need to move

Chraa indians come on everybody
My shoes need to move

Oh the rain is falling harder now
to wash away our dreams
a fog is spreading through our town
the sun has lost her beams
Im held captive in my livingroom,
there´s nothing i can do
all I have is an intensive gloom
So my shoes they need to move

Chraa indians come on get ready
My shoes need to move

12 – Words come easily

I don’t understand why people talk so much
talk beside your mouth
always with your nose up in my business
people mind your own
let us put aside the negatives
focus on the good
we can lift each other to the skies
lean on me
like they told you
all you need to know about me yeah
like you know me well enough to judge

Words come easily
spreading rumors that just wont do
words come easily
word they do come easily
and they sure do get around
words come easily
spreading rumors that just wont do
words come easily

I don’t understand why you wont let me ride
a hundred up the hill
always putting sticks into my wheels oh no
people cut that shit out
yes i know that life is ruff sometimes
but let me tell you this
whining like punk that just wont help
slap yourself
you keep spreading
all these types of shit about me yeah
but im rolling on while you are stuck
Ref

I don’t understand do you get of on this
whispering around the town
dude you´ve got too much time on your hands
man just find a job
you don’t dig me that´s just fine by me
mmm cause yet and still
you just wanna smell my dirty drawers
you nasty fool
all im here for is just to make you swing
so common yeah
man just face it that we´re
some rambling men yeah
ref

13 – We Be Them Boys

If you’ve got some ass to spare
me and my boys will be right there
don’t be alarmed girl don’t be scared
you´re not alone girl we´ll be right there
whats that lovely sound in your ear
voices warm and oh so clear
we bring the reefer you bring the beer
cause we´re gonna have a party in here

who be them boys who take a bite of that shit yall
we be them boys who take a bite of that shit
we be them boys who take a bite of that shit x2

if you’ve got some smoke to spare
me and my boys will be right there
don’t be stinchy my friend like you care
just pick up on the vibe in the air
nasty men with big long beards
all the girls are running in fear
computer nerds you better stay clear
cause we gonna have a party in here
Ref x2

14 – Iko Iko (Mardi Chraa)

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